Only At Walmart (or Anywhere)

It seems like I'm not the only person that is disturbed by what I see at Walmart. I'm sure a lot of you have seen a lot of interesting people at a Walmart store near you. I'm not saying anything negative about Walmart but one of the reasons why I try to avoid that store as much as possible is because of the people I come across. Now, I'm sure some of those people that have a very interesting way of expressing themselves are nice. I'm curious to know what exactly goes through their heads when they get up and get dressed before stepping foot out in public. Here's are some things that will put the "WTF" look on your face just like they did to me. 

First off, how in the hell did you get in the cart? Another thing, why in the hell would you get in the cart? Ma'am, you are not a freakin child and have no reason to be in the cart. I'm sure your legs work and it would not kill you to walk around the store while shopping. If you really didn't want to walk around in the store, your lazy ass should have stayed at home.

I'm sure everyone (mostly girls) dream about their wedding day. Who would dream of having their wedding at Walmart? Really? I guess it makes it easier to return the gifts. If I ever do see this, I will smack you with a bat from the clearance section. 

Holy shit! For the of love of god, ladies, keep your thongs, panties, g-strings and so on hidden! I don't care if you're fat as a cow or skinny as a toothpick, please don't let the world see what kind of underwear you wear. It's not hot or sexy or whatever the hell you wanna call it. It's stupid as hell and gross! 

More to come in the future. Hopefully, some of the people that are reading this, will learn from some of these that I post. "Hopefully..."

Take Me Back To Prison! It's Too COLD!!!

I'm sure everyone, especially the people up North, remember the horrible winter that has just passed. No one really wanted to go outside. This escape inmate sure didn't. This took place sometime in January when an inmate, Vick, escaped from prison in Kentucky. He was currently serving six years for burglary and criminal possession of a forged document. Maurice King is a 61 year-old manager of the Motel in Lexington. I'm sure his morning got really interesting when man name, Vick, had randomly showed up at his doorway. I'm sure King was surprised when Vick said that he wanted to turn himself in because he was freezing his ass off. He was very eager to go back. No one knows why he decided to try to escape. Idiot was eligible for parole last month. Vick had slept in an empty house that was normally used for migrant farmers. King called the police, but they didn't believe him at first. When he called again, the second dispatcher was having a hard time believing him as well. The dispatcher had King put Vick on the phone. Vick had told the dispatcher who he was and what his prison number was. In no time, the cops showed up. According to King, Vick was really nice and calm. Dude just couldn't wait to go back to prison. Lesson learned, when you know about the extreme cold and you're in prison, its better to be stuck behind bars than be stuck in Jack Frost's death grip. Now, if you are eligible for parole, don't even think about it.